Mason says . . .

Mason: "Mama, my tummy hurts. I ate too much food at the restaurant."
Me: "My tummy hurts too, Buddy."
Mason: "Why?"
Me: "I don't know why, Buddy. I have heartburn."
Mason starts blowing hard, then says: "Do you like that I'm blowing on your heart, Mom?"
Me: "Yes, Buddy. It feels much better now."

And I wasn't even lying. I love that kid.